Total Medals Earned: 731 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,830 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/330 points)
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (175/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
You found some poo!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (70/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount